Partisan-ship and People Watching

I have funny moments every day when I look at people and secretly lump them into categories in my head.  I would never let those outside my cranium, they are top secrete, kind of like cryptic code.  But I suppose you can call it discernment.  I have that way with partisan profiles of individuals.  Find it comes in handy because there are other political persons I would never dive into verbage with, some of the opposite system of beliefs I rather take candor with and love to engage fully in dialogue because I love to spar.  But I can tell a smart democrat from a media-published democrat.  I can tell a smart Republican from a ushered and sheltered Republican.  The POP generally produces losers and winners.  So does the GOP. 

POP winners I see as this:  intellectual, egotistical, candid, charismatic, selling popularity and personality like placebo drugs, well-read, well bred, dignified, refined, poised, assertive, reflective, slightly marxist, dominating, cynical, with great taste in music and wine and a love of all things in nature, while still awkwardly careening the streets in oversized SUVs with no children….because they are too good to have children.  Democrat women can be very nice-loking, but often have a sour-apple pursed lip appearance because something is ticking them off (I might get to sounding like Ann Coulter on this blog post!).  They usually wear clothes that are a little tighter than tasteful, but sometimes can pull it off.  They overdo their makeup slightly and it can be frightening.  They have coarse hair because using conditioner wastes too much time and they have rallies to protest at, plus it wastes water and casues global warming.  They do, however, spend extravagant money to have their hair dyed and damaged further.  They tend to slouch, because of a lack of absolute confidence and regality, but egalitarian philosophy can do that to a person.   They are sometimes quite the opposite of those traits but are generally less happy, even according to research by Arthur Brooks and his colleagues….and so, they bear less appeal.  Consider Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Pailn, Nancy Regan, Condolzzea Rice, Madeline Albright.  Nancy and Maddy….ugh!  Pavement??? oh hush, that’s rude!  Sarah is old enough to mother 5, but looks 29 and carries herself well.  Nancy Regan….an American Classic…none can deny.  gorgeous inside and out.  Condi is, too, herself a gem, with vibrant life radiating from her face.  Madeline…..wow….must be what, eighty-something, Bob Barker’s age, but she could be confused with a Willow Tree or an Old Oak.  Enough said. Democratic men tend to be weaker physically because they are too tied up in pursuit of the mind and the Republican mens’ wives.  Oops!  Well, what can I say?  Freedom of speech!  Democratic men live to impress and deliver on false promises and are too thin because they all eat organic, and mostly then because they are fallen prey to thinking Red Meat is bad for us all, when truthfully, that is what gives Republicans satiety and color in their faces, keeps the red in their veins.  And makes us….well, stronger. 

GOP winners I see as this:  intellectual, educated, successful, type-A, driven, motivated, punctual, frugral but wealthy, confident, dominating, great airs of sarcasm when necessary, exhaustion from working too hard, fabulous elegance and regal personna depicted by great taste in wooden home furnishings, nicer vehichles, a well-read and traveled mind, steady in finances, religious, often parental units or grand-parentals and those who generally have longer lives.  Their most obvious physical features:  ladies wear high-end lipsticks, get their nails done, wear elegant clothing and have nice jewelry, have high cheekbones but softer features and classic good taste about their attire and demeanor, good posture, gorgeous eyes (I wonder the percentage of blue eyes in the right wing versus left wing….something to it!), nice hair and always smell clean and like tasteful purfume.  The men, rather more stocky builds because they can lift heavy objects with no problem, clean-shaven, occasionally balding because they are keen to the wisdom of age, formed features and carved faces from thoughtful consideration, concern and general stressors that success brings on.  Republican men are, though, very strong in mind, body and spirit. 

You be the judge, but those are generalist observations.